Bought a guitar. It’s very well rested.Acoustic Guitar on a Stand with Cobweb, Funny Gift for New Retirees

Retirement Gifts

Your dad, the man who has drawn up a spreadsheet of everything he'll finally get round to, bought a proper music stand from a shop in town and told the whole street about the lessons he's booked for September. Hand it over at the leaving do or tuck it under the tree as Christmas from the family. He'll laugh, then mutter something about new strings.