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Funny gifts that actually land: how to tease without stinging
Why some funny gifts become desk fixtures for years and others get a polite laugh and a shelf in the spare room, with a simple test for telling them apart.
Gift Ideas & Tips
Gift ideas for the photographers, golfers and newly retired people in your life, plus practical advice on choosing and looking after mugs, t-shirts and prints.
Thanking Your Wedding Photographer: What Actually Helps
A gift isn't expected after a wedding or family shoot, but if you want to say thank you properly, here's what photographers actually value - and what quietly ends up in a drawer.
What to Write in a Retirement Card: Close Colleague to Barely-Knew
Warm, funny and short retirement card messages for both ends of the spectrum: the colleague you'll genuinely miss, and the one you barely spoke to. Plus what to swerve.
Sending a gift straight to someone else's door, done properly
Posting a present straight to the recipient saves a lot of faff, but there are a few things worth getting right: hiding the price, writing a message that actually makes sense, and timing it so it lands on the day.
Gifts for the Golfer Who Lives in the Rough (and How to Tease Them Kindly)
Buying for a golfer whose ball spends more time in the trees than on the fairway? Here's what actually helps, what to skip, and how to tease them without it stinging.
Buying a gift for a hobby you know nothing about
You don't need to learn their hobby to buy them a decent present. Here's how to gather intel without spoiling the surprise, and why a well-aimed joke often beats a piece of kit.
Golf Society Prizes That Won't End Up in a Drawer
Sorting the prize table for a society day? Here's how to split the budget, pick nearest-the-pin gifts that get used, and nail the wooden spoon without making anyone feel worse.
Camera club Secret Santa: what actually lands in a room of photographers
A sensible budget, the gifts that actually land with a room full of photographers, and the one mistake that trips people up every December.
Retirement Gifts Beyond the Carriage Clock: A Proper Guide
The carriage clock has had its day. A proper guide to retirement presents that actually suit the person, from hobby kit to experiences to a bit of gentle commute-mocking.
Gifts for photographers who already own too much kit
Another lens isn't going to cut it. A practical guide to buying for a photographer who already owns more kit than they use - what actually lands, and why.
Gifts for golfers who already own every gadget going
A new driver sounds generous and usually ends up in the returns pile. Here's what actually works for the golfer who already owns every gadget, plus the role of a gift that just makes them laugh.
How to buy a t-shirt as a gift without knowing their size
Buying a t-shirt for someone else without knowing their size is a minor nightmare. Here's how to find out without asking, and why the letter on the label matters less than you think.