Breaking: photographer appears in…Christmas Bauble Reflecting a Tiny Photographer, Funny Xmas Photo Gift

Some first exhibitions deserve more than a bunch of flowers at the private view. This one's for the photographer who carries a grey card in their coat, apologises to strangers for the shutter noise and spent a fortnight agonising over mount board. Give it on the big night or when they finally join a camera club. They'll pretend to be modest about it.