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I’ve been promoted to Head of Doing…Reclining Armchair with Footrest Up, Funny Gift for New Retirees

It's half ten on a Tuesday and they're still in their dressing gown, working through the crossword and pretending not to hear the lawnmower calling. It suits the retiree who has swapped the commute for Radio 4 and a second slice of toast. Hand it over at the leaving do. It will live by the kettle from now on.

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