Three alarms for Monday. None for…Golf Bag Beside an Alarm Clock, Funny Early Start Gift for Golfers

Golfers will happily argue over a single stroke for twenty minutes, then concede a four-foot putt to anyone who buys the first round. This is for the one who keeps spare balls in every coat pocket, knows the starter by first name and cleans their grooves with a pocket brush between holes. Give it on Father's Day, or the week their handicap is finally cut.