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Sorry. The allotment called.Garden Fork in Soil Beside a Lettuce, Funny Gift for Retired Gardeners

Nobody owns more lengths of baler twine than a freshly retired gardener. This is for the one with a waiting-list plot at last, a shed full of saved yoghurt pots and very firm views on the neighbour's runner beans. Hand it over at the leaving do or tuck it into a thank-you from the team. The courgettes, as ever, will be too many.

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