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Even the fish know my schedule.Two Fish Staring at a Golf Ball Underwater, Funny Golf Gift

They'll tear off the paper, squint at it, then laugh in the way people do when they've been rumbled. This is for the golfer who marks every ball with three red dots, counts the sleeves before each round and knows the starter by first name. Give it on a golf trip, or at Christmas. Cue a sheepish grin and a quick change of subject.

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