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Retirement ambition: wear out a pair…Worn Fluffy Slippers with a Hole, Funny Retirement Present Idea

Your mum, the woman who has just handed back her staff pass, already has the Radio 4 schedule pinned to the fridge and a stack of library books she's been saving since 2009. Slip it into the office collection or keep it for her first Monday of retirement. She'll say she doesn't need anything. She'll be wrong.

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