Funny Mother's Day Gifts for Retirees

Mother's Day is on Sunday 7 March. Funny gifts for the newly retired: each design comes on a glossy ceramic mug, a 100% cotton t-shirt and a square print, printed to order with free delivery to the UK, EU and US.

I’ve been promoted to Head of Doing…

Mug · £14.00

Long service rewarded with long lunches

T-shirt · from £21.99

My new office is a deckchair.

Print · from £18.00

My new dress code.

Mug · £14.00

I’ve gone from full-time to full-on.

T-shirt · from £21.99

Bought a guitar. It’s very well rested.

Print · from £18.00

Retired from one boss. Married to…

Mug · £14.00

Who’s going to fix the printer now?

T-shirt · from £21.99

Promoted to head of courgettes

Print · from £18.00

Finally using all my annual leave at…

Mug · £14.00

My to-do list now has one item: nap.

T-shirt · from £21.99

New head office.

Print · from £18.00

Moved my 2pm to the sofa

Mug · £14.00

Retired. Diary full.

T-shirt · from £21.99

Bin day is my only calendar.

Print · from £18.00

No more online meetings... ...ever!

Mug · £14.00

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