InkSmitheryFunny Christmas Gifts for Photographers, Golfers & Retirees
Christmas is on Friday 25 December. Funny gifts for photographers, golfers and the newly retired: each design comes on a glossy ceramic mug, a 100% cotton t-shirt and a square print, printed to order with free delivery to the UK, EU and US.
Thrilled with these ones.
Mug · £14.00
Nice camera Must take great photos.
T-shirt · from £21.99
Wedding for free? Lovely. No.
Print · from £18.00
I’ve been promoted to Head of Doing…
Mug · £14.00
Dinner can wait. The light can’t.
T-shirt · from £21.99
The ducks know me by name
Print · from £18.00
My best hole is the nineteenth.
Mug · £14.00
The wind was against me. Both ways.
T-shirt · from £21.99
Long service rewarded with long lunches
Print · from £18.00
My new office is a deckchair.
Mug · £14.00
My new dress code.
T-shirt · from £21.99
I’ve gone from full-time to full-on.
Print · from £18.00
Bought a guitar. It’s very well rested.
Mug · £14.00
Retired from one boss. Married to…
T-shirt · from £21.99
Who’s going to fix the printer now?
Print · from £18.00
Promoted to head of courgettes
Mug · £14.00
Finally using all my annual leave at…
T-shirt · from £21.99
My to-do list now has one item: nap.
Print · from £18.00
Look natural. Not like that.
Mug · £14.00
Professional equipment.
T-shirt · from £21.99
My memory card is full
Print · from £18.00
My camera roll is 90% dogs
Mug · £14.00
Messy house. Lovely bokeh.
T-shirt · from £21.99
The exposure triangle
Print · from £18.00
Not a slice. A scenic route.
Mug · £14.00
I’m a pro at buying golf gear
T-shirt · from £21.99
Retired: full-time golfer
Print · from £18.00
Raked it. Hit it. Raked it again.
Mug · £14.00
Married to a golfer. Weekends sold…
T-shirt · from £21.99
I’ve stocked that pond for years.
Print · from £18.00
Fairways are a rumour.
Mug · £14.00
No way is that MINE!
T-shirt · from £21.99
New head office.
Print · from £18.00
Moved my 2pm to the sofa
Mug · £14.00
Retired. Diary full.
T-shirt · from £21.99
Bin day is my only calendar.
Print · from £18.00
No more online meetings... ...ever!
Mug · £14.00
Alarm set for 5am. Voluntarily.
T-shirt · from £21.99
Not lost. Just rehomed.
Print · from £18.00
No, I have not “had a fall”
Mug · £14.00
Go on ahead, I’ll catch up. Eventually.
T-shirt · from £21.99
Packed eleven lenses.
Print · from £18.00
Doing Secret Santa? See Secret Santa gifts under £15. Or browse gifts under £25 and every design.