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Funny Secret Santa Gifts Under £15 for Photographers, Golfers & Retirees

Secret Santa budgets are usually £10 to £15, and every design in the shop comes on an 11 oz ceramic mug for £14.00 with free UK delivery. Pick the line that fits the photographer, golfer or newly retired colleague you drew out of the hat.

Thrilled with these ones. mug
Thrilled with these ones.
Mug · £14.00
Nice camera Must take great photos. mug
Nice camera Must take great photos.
Mug · £14.00
Wedding for free? Lovely. No. mug
Wedding for free? Lovely. No.
Mug · £14.00
I’ve been promoted to Head of Doing… mug
I’ve been promoted to Head of Doing…
Mug · £14.00
Dinner can wait. The light can’t. mug
Dinner can wait. The light can’t.
Mug · £14.00
The ducks know me by name mug
The ducks know me by name
Mug · £14.00
My best hole is the nineteenth. mug
My best hole is the nineteenth.
Mug · £14.00
The wind was against me. Both ways. mug
The wind was against me. Both ways.
Mug · £14.00
Long service rewarded with long lunches mug
Long service rewarded with long lunches
Mug · £14.00
My new office is a deckchair. mug
My new office is a deckchair.
Mug · £14.00
My new dress code. mug
My new dress code.
Mug · £14.00
I’ve gone from full-time to full-on. mug
I’ve gone from full-time to full-on.
Mug · £14.00
Bought a guitar. It’s very well rested. mug
Bought a guitar. It’s very well rested.
Mug · £14.00
Retired from one boss. Married to… mug
Retired from one boss. Married to…
Mug · £14.00
Who’s going to fix the printer now? mug
Who’s going to fix the printer now?
Mug · £14.00
Promoted to head of courgettes mug
Promoted to head of courgettes
Mug · £14.00
Finally using all my annual leave at… mug
Finally using all my annual leave at…
Mug · £14.00
My to-do list now has one item: nap. mug
My to-do list now has one item: nap.
Mug · £14.00
Look natural. Not like that. mug
Look natural. Not like that.
Mug · £14.00
Professional equipment. mug
Professional equipment.
Mug · £14.00
My memory card is full mug
My memory card is full
Mug · £14.00
My camera roll is 90% dogs mug
My camera roll is 90% dogs
Mug · £14.00
Messy house. Lovely bokeh. mug
Messy house. Lovely bokeh.
Mug · £14.00
The exposure triangle mug
The exposure triangle
Mug · £14.00
Not a slice. A scenic route. mug
Not a slice. A scenic route.
Mug · £14.00
I’m a pro at buying golf gear mug
I’m a pro at buying golf gear
Mug · £14.00
Retired: full-time golfer mug
Retired: full-time golfer
Mug · £14.00
Raked it. Hit it. Raked it again. mug
Raked it. Hit it. Raked it again.
Mug · £14.00
Married to a golfer. Weekends sold… mug
Married to a golfer. Weekends sold…
Mug · £14.00
I’ve stocked that pond for years. mug
I’ve stocked that pond for years.
Mug · £14.00
Fairways are a rumour. mug
Fairways are a rumour.
Mug · £14.00
No way is that MINE! mug
No way is that MINE!
Mug · £14.00
New head office. mug
New head office.
Mug · £14.00
Moved my 2pm to the sofa mug
Moved my 2pm to the sofa
Mug · £14.00
Retired. Diary full. mug
Retired. Diary full.
Mug · £14.00
Bin day is my only calendar. mug
Bin day is my only calendar.
Mug · £14.00
No more online meetings... ...ever! mug
No more online meetings... ...ever!
Mug · £14.00
Alarm set for 5am. Voluntarily. mug
Alarm set for 5am. Voluntarily.
Mug · £14.00
Not lost. Just rehomed. mug
Not lost. Just rehomed.
Mug · £14.00
No, I have not “had a fall” mug
No, I have not “had a fall”
Mug · £14.00
Go on ahead, I’ll catch up. Eventually. mug
Go on ahead, I’ll catch up. Eventually.
Mug · £14.00
Packed eleven lenses. mug
Packed eleven lenses.
Mug · £14.00

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