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Not me. The putter.Putter Striking a Golf Ball on the Green, Funny Gift for Golfers

The brother-in-law who reads every green from four angles, crouches like a safecracker and still asks his partner which way it breaks. Save it for Christmas or the night before the golf trip, when the minibus is booked and nobody has checked the weather. He'll want it in the clubhouse, naturally.

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