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My retirement plan: find your ball.Metal Pail Full of Golf Balls, Funny Retirement Gift for Golfers

They'll read it twice, chuckle, then claim they've never lost one in their life, this golfer who keeps a battered yardage chart in the bag, cleans their irons with a toothbrush and knows exactly which bench the club secretary prefers. Save it for a birthday or the evening after a handicap cut, while they're feeling generous. Modesty may be in short supply.

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