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The tree has been redecorated. Four…Decorated Christmas Tree with a Stepladder, Funny Retirement Gift

Got a newly retired someone who finally has time for every little job? This is for the retiree who alphabetises the spice rack, owns a label maker and now reads the bin collection calendar like a thriller. Pop it in the office collection or save it for the first Monday of retirement. It will end up on the kitchen shelf, by the tea caddy.

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