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Even the postman knows about the 2003…Postman Checking His Watch by a Front Door, Funny Leaving Do Gift

Nobody leaves a job of thirty years without taking a few stories with them. This is for the retiree who knew where the spare keys lived, kept every expenses form in triplicate and remembers who borrowed the good stapler in 1998. Hand it over at the leaving do. It will end up on the kitchen shelf, next to the carriage clock."}

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