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Jobs completed since retirement: 0Woman on a Sun Lounger by a Cobwebbed Toolbox, Funny Retirement Gift

It's Tuesday morning, the paint charts are fanned across the table and a new garden kneeler is still in its wrapper. This is for the retiree who has measured the shed twice and bookmarked three videos on regrouting. Give it as Christmas from the family or for a milestone birthday. It will end up on the shelf, by the paint charts.

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