The dog has never been fitter.Dachshund Curled Up in a Dog Bed by Its Lead, Funny Retiree Gift
They'll unwrap it, chuckle, then look across at the basket in the corner. It's for the new retiree who now knows every bench on the common, carries biscuits in every coat pocket and has made firm friends with a retired vicar's spaniel. Hand it over at the leaving do or as Christmas from the family. A knowing grin, then a sigh.
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