This year’s ambition: one free…Overstuffed Planner with Tabs and Pen, Funny Gift for Retired Friends

They'll unwrap it, laugh, then tell you they can probably squeeze in a coffee sometime after the U3A taster session. It's for the newly retired friend who volunteers at the charity shop on Tuesdays, walks the neighbour's spaniel on Thursdays and has somehow joined two book clubs and a choir. Give it at the leaving do or save it for a milestone birthday.