InkSmitheryFunny T-Shirts for Photographers, Golfers & Retirees
Soft 100% cotton Bella+Canvas 3001 t-shirts printed with our funny illustrated designs for photographers, golfers and the newly retired. Unisex retail fit, pre-shrunk, sizes S to 4XL. Every shirt is printed to order with free delivery to the UK, EU, US and Canada.
Target: drink one cup of tea sitting…
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Ambition: tick off one job from 2011.
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Shed Warden. Deputy: None.
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Walking group award: Gate Closing
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Today: scattered husband. Heavy near…
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Lifetime achievement: 31 years, one…
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Busy till Thursday. Sorting screws.
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Sit down. You’re not on the clock.
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Even the postman knows about the 2003…
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Sorry. The allotment called.
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First prize or nothing.
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Retirement goal: find out who signed…
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Jobs completed since retirement: 0
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I’ll do it tomorrow.
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Work email (n.): a once-daily habit
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Ramble (v.): walk eight miles to lunch.
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Things that are no longer in my job…
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Alibi: in the armchair all afternoon
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Corner office, at last.
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Jobs on the list: 84. Done: 2.
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This year’s ambition: one free…
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You do know it’s Tuesday?
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The dog has never been fitter.
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The school holidays are for amateurs
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