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Bright prints, wash after wash. Printed into the cotton, not on top, so it won't crack or peel: if it does within 12 months, we replace the tee free. Wash inside out on cold and it stays vibrant for years.

Ramble (v.): walk eight miles to lunch.Wooden Stile with a Walking Pole, Funny Rambling Gift for Retirees - T-Shirt

Retirement Gifts
Added 27 Oct
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£22
Made just for you - arrives Wed 4 Nov – Fri 6 Nov.
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They'll unwrap it, laugh, then reach for the Ordnance Survey map to check something. It's for the new retiree who has a flask that lives by the front door, knows which pubs still do a proper ploughman's and has views on gaiters. Pop it in the office collection or save it for a milestone birthday. The kettle will be on when they get back. Eventually.
Size guide & measuring tips

T-shirts are sized by chest measurement, not waist. Measure around the fullest part of your chest, under the arms, with arms relaxed at your sides.

Size Chest Body length
S91–97 cm (36–38")71 cm (28")
M97–102 cm (38–40")74 cm (29")
L102–107 cm (40–42")76 cm (30")
XL107–112 cm (42–44")79 cm (31")
2XL112–117 cm (44–46")81 cm (32")
3XL117–122 cm (46–48")84 cm (33")
4XL122–132 cm (48–52")86 cm (34")

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex retail fit. Pre-shrunk. Between sizes? Most customers find true-to-size works well.

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Paul's notes

I like to try every product I sell before listing it. Here's my honest take:

Soft, lightweight 100% cotton with a comfortable fit - true to size, so order your usual. Colours come out vibrant and mine still look as bright as new after several washes.

Works as a gift if you know their size - a deliberate, design-led tee tends to be remembered longer than the high-street equivalent.

Will the colours look like the photo?

Very close. The pictures are made from the same file we send to print, but every screen shows colour a little differently, so expect small shifts, and printed colours can look slightly softer than on a bright screen. If it isn’t right when it arrives, you have 30 days to send it back.

Is it made to order?

Yes. Nothing’s printed until you order: your piece is printed, packed and posted after your order comes in. That’s why delivery takes a few days rather than next-day.

What’s the fit like?

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex cut - true to size for most. Pre-shrunk so what arrives is what stays. If you’re between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit, down for fitted.

What if I don’t like it when it arrives?

Send it back within 30 days for a full refund - no questions, no restocking fee. We’d rather you have something you actually love than feel stuck with it. You cover the return postage; we refund the full price within five working days of the item reaching us. If the item arrives damaged, just email us photos - we’ll send a free replacement without you having to ship anything back.

How do I wash it?

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang. The print is DTG (direct-to-garment, applied straight into the fabric fibres) and is rated to outlast the shirt itself.

Free delivery to UK, EU, US & Canada - typically 4–10 working days
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Product Details & Care
Brand: Bella+Canvas 3001
Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton
Weight: 142 g/m²
Fit: Unisex retail fit, pre-shrunk
Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle. Do not bleach or dry clean. Tumble dry low or hang dry. If ironing, use low heat and avoid the print.
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