Inbox: zero. Forever.Open Envelope with Cobweb and Spider, Funny Office Leaving Gift
They'll laugh, then quietly delete the work app from their phone with real ceremony. It suits the retiree who still knows the photocopier jam sequence by heart and once chaired a meeting about meetings. Add it to the office collection or save it for their first Monday of retirement. The out-of-office can finally stay on.
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