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My alarm clock has filed for divorce.Twin Bell Alarm Clock in a Circle, Retirement Gift for Retirees

Who's on your mind, the colleague who has already plotted bus pass routes to every garden centre café in the county and keeps a list of National Trust houses to tick off? Hand it over at the leaving do or save it for a milestone birthday. It will settle on the kitchen shelf, right beside the walking boots.

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