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Busy till Thursday. Sorting screws.Jar of Old Screws Beside a Sorted Row, Funny Retirement Gift for Him

The first Monday of retirement deserves a proper send-off of its own. This is for the newly retired chap who owns three spirit levels, labels his shed shelves with a fountain pen and still checks the shipping forecast before deciding on wellies. Give it then, or save it for Christmas from the family. A slow nod, then off to the shed.

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