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Now available for unsolicited advice…Man in Flat Cap Leaning on Garden Fence, Funny Retirement Gift
It's Thursday morning and they're at the hardware shop again, comparing two identical tins of wood stain and chatting to the staff by first name. It suits the newly retired neighbour with a shed full of labelled jars and opinions on every hedge in the road. Bring it to the leaving do. They'll chuckle, then wander off to tell someone about it.
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