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Shed Warden. Deputy: None.Open Garden Shed with Wellies and a Cuppa, Funny Retirement Gift

Whose retirement plan is mostly a deckchair and a padlock? This is for the one with a biscuit tin of assorted screws, a radio tuned permanently to Test Match Special and a firm rule about who may borrow the good secateurs. Give it at the leaving do or as Christmas from the family. A gruff thank you, then the door quietly closes.

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