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My tea break now lasts till teaSteaming Teapot with a Biscuit, Retirement Present for Tea Drinkers

They'll laugh, read it twice, then announce they're off to the garden centre on a Tuesday because they can. It suits the newly retired tea lover who has already alphabetised the herb rack, joined the library's crossword club and refuses to set an alarm ever again. Bring it to the leaving do or save it as a thank-you from the team.

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