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Allotment application approved!Garden Fork and Seedling in Soil, Funny Allotment Gift for Retirees
Some people retire to a cruise; others retire to a waiting list. This suits the new retiree who already owns a kneeler, saves loo roll tubes for sweet peas and reads seed packets like thrillers. Bring it to the leaving do or wrap it as Christmas from the family. They'll chuckle, then go and find their wellies.
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