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Finally got the allotment.Chewed Cabbage with a Slug, Funny Allotment Gift for New Retirees
They'll grin, turn it round twice, then reach for the seed catalogue they've been circling in biro since February. It suits the new retiree with a plot at last, a flask in the potting shed and firm views on bonfire etiquette. Bring it to the leaving do or slip it into the office collection. It will end up on the kitchen windowsill, beside the seedlings.
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