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The alarm clock has also retiredAlarm Clock Lounging in a Deckchair, Funny Present for New Retirees
The first Monday of retirement deserves a little ceremony. Give this to the newly retired commuter who still knows the 7.42 timetable by heart, has a drawer of lanyards they can't bring themselves to bin and keeps checking a work email that no longer exists. Add it to the office collection too, if you like. The lanyards can stay in the drawer.
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