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Jobs on the list: 84. Done: 2.Long To-Do List Spilling off a Clipboard, Funny Gift for Retirees

Thursday, ten past nine, and the second coffee is going cold beside a garden centre receipt and a pencil behind the ear. This is for the newly retired one who keeps a tape measure in the car, owns a label maker and swears the loft gets sorted this spring. Give it as Christmas from the family or for a milestone birthday. A slow nod, then a guilty laugh.

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