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Today’s agenda: biscuits, nap, biscuitsTeapot and Stack of Biscuits on a Saucer, Funny Retirement Gift

It's Wednesday, half past ten, and they're doing the quick crossword in pen while the radio murmurs about traffic they'll never sit in again. Ideal for the newly retired colleague who still wakes at six out of habit. Pop it in the office collection or save it for their first Monday of retirement. It will live on the kitchen shelf, by the good teaspoons.

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