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Things that are no longer in my job…Reading Glasses on a Closed Folder, Funny Retirement Gift for Leavers

Nobody clears a desk quite as thoroughly as someone with a retirement date in the diary. This is for the colleague who has already returned the stapler, deleted four hundred unread emails and left a handover note longer than most novels. Pop it in the office collection or save it for the first Monday of retirement. They'll grin, then put the kettle on.

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