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Today: scattered husband. Heavy near…Steaming Kettle and a Cup of Tea, Funny Retirement Gift for Wives

Retirement, it turns out, is mostly deciding when to have the next cup of tea. This is for the wife whose freshly retired other half now hovers in the hallway, reorganises the cutlery drawer and asks what's for lunch at half nine. Give it as Christmas from the family. A knowing look, then the kettle goes on.

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