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I’m on permanent garden leave.Spade Standing in a Mound of Soil, Retirement Gift for Gardeners

Who's the retiree you're picturing? The one with a seed catalogue folded open on the kitchen table, a waiting-list number for the allotment they check monthly and very firm views on slugs and beer traps. Pop it in the office collection, or hold it back for their first Monday of retirement.

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