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HOUSE RULERoast Turkey on a Platter with Holly, Funny Christmas Retiree Gift

Tuesday morning, and they're out the door for aqua aerobics with a flask, a bus pass and a list of errands written on the back of an envelope. This is for the retiree who swore they'd put their feet up and has since joined the bowls club, the book group and the parish rota. Give it as Christmas from the family. Do pencil yourself in early.

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