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Ramble (v.): walk eight miles to lunch.Wooden Stile with a Walking Pole, Funny Rambling Gift for Retirees

They'll unwrap it, laugh, then reach for the Ordnance Survey map to check something. It's for the new retiree who has a flask that lives by the front door, knows which pubs still do a proper ploughman's and has views on gaiters. Pop it in the office collection or save it for a milestone birthday. The kettle will be on when they get back. Eventually.

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