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Days off since retiring: 0Bulging Diary Full of Sticky Notes, Funny Gift for Busy Retirees

Nobody warns you that retirement mostly involves being home when the parcels arrive. This one is for the newly retired friend who now owns a spare key to half the street, knows every bin day by heart and has somehow become chair of the residents' committee. Slip it into the office collection or save it for their first Monday of retirement.

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