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Finally using all my annual leave at…Vintage Suitcase with Travel Stickers, Funny Gift for New Retirees

It's Tuesday morning and they're at the kitchen table with a highlighter, a road atlas and three brochures for river cruises they swear they're only browsing. Slip it into the office collection or save it for their first Monday of retirement, when the commute is finally someone else's problem. They'll laugh, then start drafting an itinerary."}

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