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I now measure time in cups of tea.Stack of Teacups with a Teabag, Funny Retirement Gift for Tea Lovers

Got a retiree in mind who has finally swapped the inbox for the allotment waiting list and now reads the paper cover to cover, obituaries and all? They've earned a slower pace and a proper biscuit tin. Add it to the office collection or wrap it as Christmas from the family. They'll grin, then put the kettle on before you've even left.

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