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I’ll do it tomorrow.Cobwebbed Paint Pot and Brush, Funny DIY Gift for New Retirees

Got a retiree in mind with a list of jobs as long as the hallway? This is for the one who owns three spirit levels, keeps a drawer of mystery screws and has already been to the DIY superstore twice this week just to browse. Hand it over at the leaving do or tuck it in with a milestone birthday card. The dust sheets can wait.

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