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You do know it’s Tuesday?Man Dozing in a Recliner with a Cup of Tea, Funny Gift for Retirees

They'll laugh, then check their phone for the date, just to be sure. It's for the newly retired friend who still wakes at six without an alarm and has quietly taken over the crossword. Give it at the leaving do or on their first Monday of retirement. It will end up on the kitchen counter, beside the kettle.

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