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No longer my circus.Man Relaxing in Deckchair by a Circus Tent, Funny Retirement Gift

The manager who has signed off their last rota, survived one final quarterly review and handed over a lanyard heavy with keys nobody else could identify now has a calendar with nothing in it. Present it at the leaving do or as a thank-you from the team. It will end up on the kitchen shelf, next to the good biscuits.

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