Whoever asks what day it is makes the…Steaming Stovetop Kettle in a Circle, Funny Gift for New Retirees
He's on his knees re-grouting a bathroom he first promised to tackle in 1997, while she works through the loft with a label maker bought specially for the job. Wrap it as Christmas from the family for a newly retired pair who finally have time for all of it. The grout, as ever, can wait.
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