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Sit down. You’re not on the clock.Empty Wooden Chair in an Arch, Funny Retirement Leaving Gift

Your mum, the woman who still wakes at ten to seven without an alarm, irons on a Sunday out of sheer habit and has already signed up for Pilates at the village hall. Hand it over at the leaving do or save it for a milestone birthday. It will settle on the kitchen windowsill, beside the radio she now leaves on all day.

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