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Sorry, can’t host Christmas. I’m still…Armchair with Newspaper and Slippers, Funny Christmas Retirement Gift
They'll unwrap it, read it twice, then look meaningfully at whoever usually does the turkey. It's for the new retiree who now does the crossword in pen, has a favourite mid-morning radio programme and knows exactly which neighbour takes in parcels. Give it as Christmas from the family. It will live on the kitchen shelf, by the tea caddy.
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