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Target: drink one cup of tea sitting…Wingback Armchair with a Steaming Teacup, Funny Gift for New Retirees

They will laugh, then pretend to be offended, then admit it's fair. This is for the new retiree who has joined two committees, minds the grandchildren on Tuesdays and keeps a diary busier than it ever was at work. Give it at the leaving do or as Christmas from the family. It will end up on the kitchen shelf, beside the calendar.

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