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Retired at last!Lanyard in a Wastepaper Bin with Slippers, Funny Retirement Gift
Who's the person you're picturing, still waking at ten to seven out of sheer habit? This is for the one who knew every printer jam by name, kept a secret stash of decent teabags in the bottom drawer and has already booked a garden centre lunch for Wednesday. Give it as a thank-you from the team, or on the first Monday of retirement. The alarm clock is next.
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