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Today’s to-do list Talk to the birdsRobin Perched on a Wooden Bird Table, Funny Gift for New Retirees

Tuesday morning, and they are already out by the shed with a bag of suet pellets and a flask, keeping a pencil tally for the RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch. This is for the newly retired one who owns binoculars that cost more than the car insurance. Slip it into the office collection, or make it a thank-you from the team. A knowing nod will follow.

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