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Weather warning: colleagues report…Wooden Shed with a Deckchair and Fishing Rod, Retirement Gift

Expect a slow grin, then a long look out of the window towards the bottom of the garden. This is for the one who has already bought a new padlock, knows the tide times by heart and keeps a maggot box in the fridge that nobody else is allowed to open. Give it at the leaving do, or as a thank-you from the team. The office plants will cope, probably.

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