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I’ve gone from full-time to full-on.Garden Trowel and Seedling in Soil, Retirement Gift for Gardeners

They'll unwrap it with muddy knees, having spent the morning pricking out tomato seedlings and arguing with a pigeon over the brassicas. It's for the new retiree who's swapped the commute for a allotment waiting list. Give it at the leaving do or as Christmas from the family. A grin, then straight back to the cold frame.

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